|Thanks too Ann of Zoolatry for this graphic!|
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Wednesday, May 14, 2014
PATTY: Now THAT just isn't true, Mister. We were all scared. You can see the damage it did to the garden. A new kinda camo for the car, a completely shredded hosta and a decapitated tomato. But what's that thing in the top left of the collage? A pizza, of course. Just showin' off.
Thursday, May 8, 2014
BHU: Well, mai mom wants to post a recipe for yellow jacket trap lure and she's too lazy to take a new piksher of me, so she just closed her eyes and aimed the mouse at a long list of files that started with the word "bhu". This is the one where the mouse landed. Like it? I think it shows off my versa-tilt-ity. I asked her why she wants to post this recipe here on mai blog because, after all, it has nutthin to do with me or mai furrends. She sez, "I want to be able to find it. I will lose the piece of paper on which I wrote it, but it will always be here fureffur and effur." Her alternative smartness is sometimes inspiring (but most of the time it's alarming). Anyway, here's the recipe. If I was a yellow jacket, I'd be skeeeeered!
1/2 cup sugar
1 cup apple cider vinegar
1 banana peel
4 cups water
Sunday, April 20, 2014
BHU: Happy Easter, furrends! xxoo
Thursday, April 3, 2014
BHU: Hey, mom, you put these quilt blocks on the floor and I thought they needed to be re-arranged a little bit. Do you like the new arrangement?
PATTY: Uh, NO; but I guess it doesn't matter what I like, right? Speaking of things I don't like, what is the purpose of hail anyway? Oh, I know: to smash down all the beautiful daffodils and narcissus that JUST bloomed!
BHU: Must be. Hope it's over for a while, though. Hope all mai furrends and their families are safe and dry tonight!
PATTY: Me, too. xxoo
Saturday, March 22, 2014
BHU: Hai, effuryone! I reminded mai mom that it has been over two weeks since she let me visit you and she says it's because of Lent. She says she has given up Responsibility and Obligation for Lent. I'm tellin' ya, I don't understand this human habit of creating trouble and stuff before the holiday. How can it be a holiday if nobody is havin' fun?
PATTY: Somehow, in a weird way, I think you actually understand my sacrifice.
Sunday, March 9, 2014
PATTY: I can't figure this one out. Where's the top, or the bottom? Anyway, it feels like spring today and everytime the weather gets like this I think: Snow Peas! I should be planting snow peas! Instead, what I am doing is washing all the quilts and linens from the big bed because Bhu had a hork-fest yesterday -- not just once, but twice.
BHU: Ahem, it was a Hork Marathon. And could you please keep it down because, as you might know, I lost an hour of sleepy time this morning. It's not fair, but I'm gonna make up for it.
PATTY: Effurrybody please keep fingers crossed for Spring Time! xxoo
|Note the impressive collection of dust on the 'tocks.|
Monday, February 24, 2014
BHU: Where's the block in honor of me?
PATTY: Oops! xxoo
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
PATTY: I don't think it was all that bad, geez! Bhu is fine. He just had to get shots and in his inimitable way he created such DRAMA that they had to sedate him just to give him shots! But his little hissy fits worked because they told us that he needn't come back for shots again probably ever.
BHU: I coulda told you that! Ish, they never listen.