|Top: Me and the 4-armed monster! Left: Holding my own while being held. Middle: The outcome. Right: Well-deserved nap time!|
PATTY: You are SUCH a drama diva! As usual, you complain about the good things we do for you. As a "mature" kitteh, you have trouble retracting your claws and you keep getting caught in the carpeting. I told Poppy that I was finding your claws all over the place and I was concerned that they were pulling out and it was hurting you. We were so lucky to find Right At Home Vet Care and I think it was a relatively painless process for you!
BHU: Okay, it was. And, you are right: I'm not getting caught in the carpeting anymore. AND she was nice AND she showed you pictures of her kittehs (Walter and Dexter).
PATTY: And her beautiful woofies, too. So now, mister, you have to remember to stay well and don't get into trouble because the Vet makes housecalls now!