Exhibit A: We need more gravy and get rid of these gray chunks! |
Exhibit B: Sorry, Purina, but I'm not eatin' these gray chunks. |
I am a middle-aged, "curvy" feline with a lotta smarts and discriminating taste. My mom feeds me Fancy Feast Creamy Delights Tuna Feast since she discovered a couple of years ago that this is the only thing I will eat. But, as you can see from Exhibit A and Exhibit B above, I cannot abide the stuff you put in the gravy. My mom calls this "meat" but I'm not sure. Whatever it is, it sux.
So, my mom wrote to Purina and asked them to share the recipe for the gravy because that's really all I'm interested in eating (Exhibit A & B); but (no surprise) they did not respond. My mom is a smart one and she always has a Plan B (and C and D) to find out how to make that gravy.
In the meatime, I am sending this message to you to request that you (a) either take the gray chunks out of the gravy, or (b) put waaaaaay more gravy in and take out most of the gray chunks. Then, it will be better.
Yers sinseerly,
Ms. Daffodil K. R. Skypants