|Howdy! Just hangin' out with my peeps today!|
BHU: Well, my poppy's been home a lot this year and so I've kinda switched over to having him be my primary pet provider. Not that you're a slacker, but he's more likely to pick me up when I yowl in the hallway.
PATTY: Yes, let's talk about that a bit. I remember when no one could keep you from jumping on the beds and the chairs and the counters and you would go just anywhere that was HIGHER. Now, you stay pretty close to the floor.
BHU: True. These old bones just aren't as resilient anymore. Hurts to land, so I just stay on the carpeting and when I want to go higher I yowl. You've heard me, right?
PATTY: Um, I think they can hear you in Stockholm, frankly. You're really loud!
BHU: Duh, for a reason! If you responded quicker I'd stop. When are you gonna catch on?? Poppy gets it . . . just another reason why he is now my PPP.
PATTY: Yeah, well you know how I hate to be manipulated. I have to say I'm very impressed by your repertoire and your vocal range. I've often thought about recording your "songs"; I think there's at least an album's worth.
BHU: I am pretty talented in that way.
PATTY: Let's also delve into your diet. While you were once a very finicky eater who had favorites and rarely deviated, you have turned into an unpredictable experimenter! You seem to get bored with your food quickly. We're running out of choices!
BHU: I don't see you eating the same thing every day, day after day; why should I?
PATTY: So, what's a typical day for Bhu?
BHU: Sleep, eat, pee, poo, get pets. Sometimes I let you brush me and I'm okay with that now.
PATTY: You will be 19 years old in one month. Are you excited?
BHU: It is what it is. Time for a nap!
|My new Primary Pet Provider. He does a good job!|