BHU: Hello, furrends! It's been a long time! Didja miss me?
PATTY: Just popping in to say Bhu will be 18 in just 17 days. I hope we all last that long. He's keeping us awake all night with excessive vocalization (loud screaming, howling and screeching). Sleeps like a baby all day. We are not amused but we are taking him to the V-e-t next week. I know what she will say, though: I'm almost certain it is cognitive dysfunction. In addition, I'm positive that the adult humans in this house are suffering from sleep deprivation!
BHU: Why waste yer time sleeping when you could be petting or feeding me?? I don't unnerstand you humans.