BHU: Okay, so this is purrfect winter solstice weather with all the ice and then probably snow later and then another blast of arctic air. Go away, just go away! Maybe if I sleep, when I wake up there will be a sun puddle.
PATTY: If you sleep long enough, I gar-on-tee it! So, I see you have been gathering evidence in your tail again. Taking your job as CSI very seriously, huh?
BHU: Yes indeedy! Cat Scene Inspector is an impawtant job! After all, how else would you know when it was time to mop the floors? You just don't seem to be able to pay attention to it on your own.
PATTY: True, dood. There are other things to do, like feed you and pet you and cuddle you and go to the store and buy more foods for you and clean out your litter box and order cases of fancy schmancy food for you on the internetz. Whew! Can you understand why I don't have time for the mopping?
BHU: Whateffur! Go away and let me snooze.
Hope you are staying warm and not getting too much snow and ice today! The only purrfect way to celebrate the Winter Solstice is with a cup of hot cocoa! xxoo